'Borderland'

Can't decide if I like or hate this movie.

Love Sean Astin as a bad guy though.

Def makes me think twice about going to Mexico.

Filmed In Denver

'Ink'

Blurb Movie Reviews - 'Beastly Boyz'

Video is pretty much softcore gay porn.

Usual David DeCoteau fare, but this is one is almost absurd.

The first fifteen minutes is nothing but the main character working out.

I think there's only ten lines of dialogue.

And the killer has a fetish for rubbing knives along his victims, sexily, before going in for the kill.

Great C-movie to have some cocktails and watch with friends.

Blurb Movie Reviews - 'Them [Ils]'

Dumb.

Slow.

Could be whittled down to 45 minutes even though the run time is only 77 minutes long.

Blurb Movie Reviews - 'Altered'

Dumb.

With really annoying characters and a hysterical-looking midget alien.

'Altered'

I know Halloween is over....

but Colleen mentioned 'Dead Alive', and this is the one scene that always pops in my head when that movie is mentioned.

Pretty gory even though it's fake.

Oh, and this:

Who's seen 'Catacombs'?

I have a question:

Was 'Henri' in on the whole thing, or just an innocent party goer who got stuck down there too?

I actually liked it.

It was kind of predictable, but I like the twist at the end.

But then again, I'm a sucker for unhappy endings.

Seriously, skip it.

'Unrest'

Prolly NSFW due to a naked corpse and language.

It's one of the worst movies ever.

Bloody Stump Wrist Rests

I dug it.

'Murder Party'

Although it's gorier than I thought.



Audio NSFW

Blurb Movie Reviews - 'Shrooms'

Actually, not that bad.

And I like the twist at the end.

'Shrooms'

I've never vom'd because of a movie before...

Prolly NSFW: Gore/Audio NSFW/Inbred Incest

but there were two scenes in Wrong Turn 2 that made me wanna.

The birth giving scene, and when the son forces the blonde chick to eat the cannibal stew.

Ack.

'Splodin Head

'Scanners'

New Fave Movie - 'Severance'

Audio NSFW



Hubba hubba, Danny Dyer.

Holy man.

[Audio NSFW and pretty gory.]

Who knew 'Saw' was so complicated.

I was satisfied with Saw III, but after seeing all the plot twists in IV, I am kind of glad they are making two more.

Seriously, it's as enigmatic as 'Lost'.

Zombies!

Blurb Movie Reviews - 'Cloverfield' **Spoilers!**

Holy schnikes, the action scenes were intense!

The main plotline was LAME!

I knew no one made it, but I couldn't wait for Rob to be killed off.

He IS a douchebag.

I woulda let him go get Beth all by himself.

And honestly, they could have tightened up the party scene at the beginning.

I'm sure the goverment really wants to sit through some NYC 20-something's party video.

I am glad we got to see more of the creature than I was expecting.

So not believable is that a camcorder battery would last to tape the whole ordeal.

I want to see it again, but I don't think I can stomach watching Rob again.

Trippy Ass Movie

'Creep'

The Office: Doomsday

'P2'

So what do you guys think, worth checking out?

It would freak me out to be stalked/hunted in a empty office building.

But I'm sure I'd find someway to turn a co-worker's can of hairspray into a makeshift blow torch and fry the dude.

It pays to smoke.

Ha ha.

Actually that makes me think of how sometimes in horror movies, I always think of alternative ways to escape a killer.

Like in Vacancy, I would have set the gas station on fire so that the cops and fire department would come.

But, no, they didn't listen to my armchair plot solutions.

The stalker guy in P2 looked really familiar, so I had to IMDB it.

He's the plastic bag guy from American Beauty.

That movie has been popping up in conversation a lot lately.

I think I will need to re-watch it.

Violence?

More like unspeakable acts of sexual assault.

They don't mention that in the trailer.

Alternate trailer:



*** Major Spoiler***

The ending [Definitely NSFW]: