Didn't think it was all that bad....

'Days Of Darkness'

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Total low-budget C-Movie, but it kept me watching.

Probably because the lead character [the guy in the blue t-shirt] is hubba².

Worst. Movie. Ever.

'Undead'

Was stoked because it's a zombie movie, but it's just plain stupid.

Supposedly some aliens send down meteors and cast rain showers on some little town in Australia.

You can tell they were trying to be all Shaun Of The Dead with humor and stuff.

Didn't work.

You learn nothing about the hero-bad ass.

The rain supposedly is acid and burns their clothes, yet on skin it's fine.

The continuity of burning clothing is non-existent.

And at the end, the aliens suck all the people up in the sky, and then return them all back to life and healthy.

Whua?

No explanation given as to why the aliens only chose this town either.

And as you guessed it, the zombie virus comes back.

Total waste of my time and brain cells.

Blurb Movie Reviews - 'Zombies Anonymous'

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Interesting premise, horrible execution.

It starts off kind of like a black comedy, but ends up turning in to this almost laughable grindhouse flick.

The Commandant character is just ridiculous.

Zombies Anonymous

Zombies!! Germans!! Nazis!! Snow!!

Via C-Dawg!

Nick Frost's 'Danger 50,000 Volts: Zombies'

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Ack!

Zombies!

A dog's severed head maintains life with the use of an artificial heart and lungs.

Freaky.

50%

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Scenes From Public Transport

'Slim'

This guy was on my bus home last night.

It amazes me how people really let themselves go.

Sometimes I wonder if they have touched-in-the-head-issues.

The worst part?

He reeked.

I could smell his B.O. wafting over in my direction whenever the bus driver opened the front door to board new passengers.

It was so bad, I though about moving back further in the bus, or even getting off early and just walk the rest of the way.

I don't know if you can tell from the pic, but his belly actually over-flowed into a cascading bulbous flap over the edge of the seat, and past his knees.

Which is where I saw something just as, if not more, grody.

His legs.

I don't know if he has diabetes because of his obviously poor health, or gout, but let me tell you, I have seen better skin on zombies.

His legs were fish-belly white but decorated with a bevy of crimson-red open sores, and heliotrope scars.

Ack.

Ick.

It's making my skin crawl again just thinking about it.

I wanted to feel sorry for him, but I can't.

I have tried to write out why I can't, but each time I do, it sounds pithy.

So I'll just drop it.

But, suffice it to say, if I get any where over 5 pounds over my target weight, I am working my arse off [literally] to get back down to where I want to be.

Zombies!

Zombie Fights Shark

Zombies Live!

Scenes From Public Transportation

Chino The Latino

Woulda been cute if he didn't have that lame attempt of a mustache.

I'm Latino and even I know not to attempt facial hair.




Poindexter

I haven't seen this guy in ages!

Since last summer I think.

He's kind of a geek because he's always reading computer magazines and technical books.



Black Hoodie Posse



Big Red

Seriously, this guy was at least 6'5 275".

Poetically, he was eating a protein bar and reading a book on steroids.



Zombies Walk The Earth!

'Brrrr...aaaiinn....ssszz..'

Zombies like the nightlife.

They like to boogie.

On the disco 'round.

Oh, yea.

Zombies On A Plane

Flight Of The Dead a.k.a. Plane Dead

Thank god for YouTube.

With the upcoming release of '28 Weeks Later', I couldn't for the life of me, remember how '28 Days Later' ended. Luckily, someone posted the whole movie on YouTube.

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