Mash Up! - Andy Grifith Vs. Beyonce

'Single Ladies [In Mayberry]'

Random

Awesome.

"Twouble with Twitter" sous-titré
by LePostfr

Ack!

How the highways look right now.

Blizzard!

Suburbia

All the pumps were full.

That's because everything is so sprawled out, you have to drive everywhere.

Blegh.

Give me the city any day.

For Lioux!!

Strangers With Candy
Pot Lesson
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Joke of the Day Stand-Up Comedy Free Online Games

Yay!

Strangers With Candy
Snitching
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Joke of the Day Stand-Up Comedy Free Online Games

Strangers With Candy is on Hulu!

Meth-dealing Genie

Audio Slighty NSFW

Bon Qui Qui At King Burger

'Where we can do it your way, but don't get crazy.'

Scenes From Public Transportation

'Short Bus'

Illusionators

Space Lords

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mtv.thehumangiant.com

Franz Ferdinand - 'No You Girls'

Unfortunate Photo

Sporno: 20 Pictures In Which Sport and Porn Collide

Today In - 'Useless Info'

'Spring Fever is a real physical condition which commonly occurs when a sudden warm spell follows a long cold period.

When the temperature rises, the body has to get rid of heat; thus there's a dilation or expansion of the blood vessels so that blood can be carried to the body surface where heat can be lost quickly.

Some people experience an energetic feeling when this change happens due to the body's reaction to the great amount of internal work going on.'

Skinnified

Paula Abdul - 'Promise Of A New Day'

On the Chris Moyles show today, they were spotlighting songs from 1991, and they came up with some pretty bad stuff.

They played Paula's 'Rush, Rush' which made me think of this video.

She caught a bunch of flack for it because she had gained weight since the previous album, so they 'skinnified' her by compressing the video.

Rick Astley: Patron Saint Of Bon Jour Pee Wee

Rick Astley - 'Cry For Help'

José González - 'Heartbeats'

Raver Classic©

Sorry for the dearth of posts as of late.....

Have been dealing with moving and a new commute.

I still have boxes that haven't been un-packed.

I should be more robustly posting soon.

Alien Vs. Predator III: Armageddon

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Alien Versus Predator Game Night

Ha.

'I once came within about 10 feet of hitting a balloon at 10,000 feet AGL.

The balloon was a child's balloon in the shape of a clown's head. The pressure differential at 10,000 feet caused it to expand into what appeared to be a grotesque, deformed mutant clown writhing in agony.

Convinced I was either suffering from the effects of hypoxia or witnessing the ascent of one of Satan's horrible minions from the depths of hell and into the heavens above, I headed back to the airport and sat down for a while.'

Teens Capture Amazing Shots 20 Miles from Earth's Surface With a Balloon

Hubba Hubba

Michael Bublé - 'Kissing A Fool'

The Video Wall At The New Digs

Fox news is on.

Blegh.

But so is MSNBC.

And the Weather Channel.

Yay.

The Prison Yard At The New Digs

Seriously, it's gated, and you have to use a key-card to get access.

There's a basketball court and bbq grills, though.

The New Digs

The Enemy - 'No Time For Tears'

Wrong.

Bush's Legacy

'This latest batch of memos, after all, offers us the proposition that U.S. citizens wouldn't be protected by the Fourth Amendment if the military were deployed against suspected terrorists in the United States and that the president (as channeled by then-OLC lawyer John Yoo) had secretly granted himself the right to suspend free speech and a free press.'

Obama, Bush Secret-Keeper

Lady Sovereign - 'So Human'

Grody

Subway sandwich maker Richard Shannon stuffed lettuce up nose

Filmed In Denver

'Ink'

White Lies - 'Farewell To The Fairground'

Alesha Dixon - 'Breathe Slow"

People Are Dumb

Woman injured in sex toy mishap

'LEXINGTON PARK, Md. - A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend. The case was first reported on BayNet.com, and Saint Mary's County Public Safety sources confirmed the information to WUSA in Washington, D.C.

The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

The victim, a 27-year-old woman, was reportedly injured and bleeding. She was later flown to Prince George's hospital center by Maryland State Police helicopter.

County law enforcement officials who were familiar with the media report about this case said, although they were not initially called to investigate the incident, they would likely follow up to determine it was just an accident and involved consensual behavior.'

Oasis - 'Falling Down'

Arcade Fire - 'Rebellion'

Awesome.

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From Digital Fortress!

You think she would have learned by now....

Britney Flashes Again!

Brit stuns audience, saying “My [-----] was hanging out”

Peter, Bjorn and John - 'Nothing To Worry About'

Blurb Movie Reviews - 'Factory Girl'

I actually liked it.

I think Sienna and Guy Pearce gave great performances.

But oh man, does Hayden Christiansen suck.

He really can't act and comes across as very phony/trying too hard.

Doves - 'Kingdom Of Rust'

Kinda depressing video at the end.

Classy!

Sexy People

I heart Andy Bernard.

From Pop-O-Matic!

Ack!

Santogold - 'Say Aha'

Ninja Cat

Ting Tings - 'We Walk'

Just Jack - 'Embers'

Finally, there's a video.

The Dance

Caught this over the weekend...